What you are about to read is another post in my series "Cab Poetry". As an honorary London black cabbie (true!) and first ever punter of the excellent @tweetalondoncab I collect random, authentical cabbie tweets and arrange them artistically in... well, poems. Enjoy.
"I'm at Padders. I don't know why.
At oxo on me own
Playing EC5 lottery
That was quick hot a hail
Grv hse buzzin
Did 2 min at grov & got a city
Need a wee in ec3
On me lonesome at smiths
Havin a go at the grosvenor
Off zuma to The liver
padds moving ok
Sloane Square fully cabbed out.
Bollocks. Hilton metropole to boscobel road. I surrender
Oook me! 15 mins in pk n off to a qqqqq peeps on the 3
Kettle's on at the feeder park
I am at abacus in front of the touts
Bollox tooting bec didn't wanna finish yet
There may be a pot of gold at the end of even the shortest shit coloured rainbow"