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Thursday, 17 November 2011

Cab Poetry 3

To any newcomers to my blog:
What you are about to read is another post in my series "Cab Poetry". As an honorary London black cabbie (true!) and first ever punter of the excellent @tweetalondoncab I collect random, authentical cabbie tweets and arrange them artistically in... well, poems. Enjoy.





"I'm at Padders. I don't know why.

At oxo on me own

Playing EC5 lottery

That was quick hot a hail

Grv hse buzzin

Did 2 min at grov & got a city

Need a wee in ec3

On me lonesome at smiths

Work mcliver

Havin a go at the grosvenor

Off zuma to The liver

padds moving ok

Sloane Square fully cabbed out.

Bollocks. Hilton metropole to boscobel road. I surrender

Oook me! 15 mins in pk n off to a qqqqq peeps on the 3

Kettle's on at the feeder park

I am at abacus in front of the touts

Bollox tooting bec didn't wanna finish yet

There may be a pot of gold at the end of even the shortest shit coloured rainbow"

Monday, 5 April 2010

Arrods is moving nicely.


On my way. Looking for fjotd.
Abacus FULL of scabs.
Hardly any cabs at the liver.
Lol zuma. V&A has just burst big time.
Zuma banged out.
Off Q - to padders then maida vale.
Is pic circus still bad?
Nobu running well.
Dropped one sitting at the X.
Fjotd tott ct rd to portman sq.
Euston to Blackheath. Blimey.
Boo is nobu.
Nobu moving well.
Strand popped.
Dilly V slow circus.
Point loo. Fuckin starving.
Etap estimated time of arrival on point.
Zuma to beauchamp pl grrr but gave a tenner keep change.
Padders to drayton park it'll do.
On the loo and nothing is moving!!
Loads at dome about 100 waiting.
KX1 way mashup.
Arrods is moving nicely.